Man’s Life Threatened Because He Wanted Ketchup on His Sub
by Matt Larson
Don't mess with people who make your food. This sagely quote is something that Luis Martinez learned the hard way.
Swaziland Bans Mini-Skirts to Prevent Rape
by Matt Larson
In an effort to lower women's risk of being victims of rape, Swahili police officers stated that they will be enforcing a law which prohibits women from wearing mini-skirts.
The Hutzler Banana Slicer
by Matt Larson
The internet is an amazing creature. Every great once in a while we get something that, on it’s own is rather boring. Then the community shows up, sprinkles a little magic dust on it, and it becomes something wonderful. The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer listing on Amazon.com is the perfect example...
Epic Fail During a Prison Break
by Matt Larson
Being a prisoner is, at the very best, an unenjoyable experience. Unsurprisingly, being a prisoner in Brazil is even worse. It makes holding facilities in the US look like five-star hotels. The conditions in their Brazilian counterparts are terrible and riots occur quite frequently...
Brian Gets Ticketed for Getting Run Over
by Matt Larson
Sometimes you have one of those days where it just feels like everything is against you. No matter what you do, something will go wrong. Brian Reynolds had just such a day this last Monday. He was driving along, minding his own business, when luck decided to slap him...
Jan’s Wife has a Dirty Little Secret
by Matt Larson
Jan, a 64-year-old Belgian man, just found out that his wife of 19 years, Monica, isn’t the woman he’s always believed her to be. In fact, she’s not really a woman at all, at least not genetically. It turns out that Monica, who is currently 48 years old, was...
